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takeofyourpantsandjackit: mogo is such a perv lol being all voyeur and shit
“I don’t give a shit. I’m wearing it tonight, and I’m wearing it at fucking school next Friday.” He buried his face in the dark green fabric to prove his point; he didn’t have to pretend to love the smell of sweat
weegboi: takethedamncash: Moss Shower Mat that lives off the water that falls after you get out of the shower and feels great on the feet! great i’ve always wanted my feet to be covered in green shit and dirt after i shower LMAO
No new titleJust a new shirt! Also an update on things; Mark, my dear and faithful friend has given me money for this month’s food, gas and electricity bills. Why’s that amazing? Because it is you little shit, but what’s MORE amazing
too-much-green: I finally gave in and did one of those cool pokemon variations going around \o/ I picked Chikorita (my radish baby) for mine and it’s based on different parents, mainly the father! I’ve always liked the idea that when breeding 2 different
rosehime: WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHIT??? I kinda wish they would bring it back.
weedporndaily: My Secret Garden
“I got it! It’s a picture of a skull with bat wings. And horns. And laser eyes! And it’s hunting down this Jonathan Brandis kid in a sewer full of toxic green shit. And like his laser eyes are shooting into the water and it’s like
the-green-lion-of-voltron: Pidge shutting down the hack Season 6 Episode 5
sciencescribbler: unwisealistair: lil-green-pagan: infinite–skys: resonance-of-libra: twosidestarot: thesylverlining: noctea: My favorite self care tip is to pretend you’re a demon inhabiting a humans body and you gotta look after it, treat
I’m prepared tonight… Run up in this shit like I’ve lost my mind…
weegboi: takethedamncash: Moss Shower Mat that lives off the water that falls after you get out of the shower and feels great on the feet! great i’ve always wanted my feet to be covered in green shit and dirt after i shower
the-king-drake:illustrious-rocket:purimpopoie:goodnamesareoverrated: Could it be…? God save us. SHIT I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF THIS THIS BETTER FUCKING NOT. SONICHU IS NOT FOR THIS WORLD Shipped.
NYC gives green light to the building of apartments with 'poor door'
green tea latte
Chris John Millington. Holy shit!
weegboi: takethedamncash: Moss Shower Mat that lives off the water that falls after you get out of the shower and feels great on the feet! great i’ve always wanted my feet to be covered in green shit and dirt after i shower For the comment. ^
theartistformerlyknownastwigy: Awesome hoodie and t-shirt concepts by Pratman check him out on tumblr and more on deviantart Concepts? CONCEPTS?! MAKE THIS SHIT A REALITY! I WANT THEM!
This manga is amazing, and everyone should read it. And the other manga by the same author. You ain’t doing shit. Read it.
Throw Some Herbs On That Shit
beauxbatons: oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and
dictator-vega: girlcase: rasec-wizzlbang: the early 2000′s were a lawless wasteland PROOF! NONE OF MY FRIENDS REMEMBER THESE BUT I DO. THEY DIDNT BELIEVE ME There was a green one, too.
filifeels: peregrint: I love Dwalin during this part “oh for the love of eru please let there be meat under this green shit” “shitshishtishtsihttt” “these goddamn elves. i’m going to starve, aren’t i?” “can you believe what we
d-dinosaur: friendly reminder to just not pinch anybody tommrow if theyre not wearing green just dont pinch people dont exceptions being if you ask them first and theyre like ‘oh haha yep you got me not wearing green okay pinch me’ but otherwise
weird shit: for almost thirty years, “Green Eggs and Ham” was banned in China (x)
shutupkristen: That one time I made two dresses out of The Fault In Our Stars Pages…. About a week ago, I looked at my first copy of The Fault In Our Stars by John Green. It was falling apart at the seams, having been annotated, cried into, traveled
speakless: No shit, Sherlock!
ensetsu: “Getting real tired of your shit, Green”
smellyalaterred:hit me with that gay shit at high velocity
lunaticmao: Random headcanon lolI was in the shower and bam this passed by my head It’s 2:41 am in the morning here and I’m doing this shit
chibirisa20:22 years and they’re still little shits at heart.
laserbobcat:Magician Blue and dragon Red! Just wanted to doodle some cute shit.He wanted to summon a strong pokemon but got a naked guy instead, and now he tries to send him back from where he’s from.Obviously he’s not going to manage to do that,
~raps~ ♫♪cars and cribs they dont mean shit. dudes hustling for that green shit. ease back w/ that weak ass crew. im not hating. i just dont like you. playtime comes after paper. plenty of time for chicks later. ease back w/ that weak ass crew. im
wattup. i blog n shit.
aitheon: Did you know that Green Day’s Wake Me Up When September Ends is not only a tribute to Armstrong’s father, who died, but to the victims of 9/11?I did an assignment where we had to pick a song and kind of ‘act and read’ it or some shit,
aseaofquotes: John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
mineralists: Slice of green and yellow orbicular agate from the National Mineral Collection
manticoreimaginary: “I am a big girl. A voluptuous, curvy, dress-wearing lesbian. I love my body; it’s the only one I’ll ever have. I eat a lot of greens and work out and drink gin martinis and put M&Ms in my froyo and sometimes I don’t
oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will
mean-green-soy-bean: slytherin-stud: blinkpen: shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can
kacy-dash: GOOD Morning 2 all on diz good Wednesday FROM da Green head monster Cum fuck this green shit off me 😘
ethanwearsprada: australian-government: john green have had enough of your shit someone please create another “it’s a metaphor” post i’m begging you see you threaten to cancel the movie but you don’t actually do it. “its a metaphor”
kingsofkings: #instacollage she gotta #Greenshirt so I call her Green shit. #2Chainz #lol #lmao #funnyshit
green-globbin: This
oneoakdutch: ctron164: letmeprosper: micdotcom: Whole Foods tweeted about collard greens — and Twitter wasn’t pleased On Thursday, Whole Foods suggested to its almost 5 million followers they start cooking collard greens, with a puzzling image
tarynel: betteryetcrazy: cosmic-kemet: green-tea-and-blunts: lonniiii: Why can’t Chris Brown just move on and let Karrueche be 🙄🙄🙄🙄 Cause he a bitter nigga. King of the fuckbois This is what abusers do. Yall need to keep consistently
tarynel: scootersenshi: rexmccoolguy: kidxforever: sagittariuswarrior: kidxforever: you ever take a shit, and you strugglin on the toilet, and that turd feels long as fuck coming out your ass and its hard to push, so you gotta force that shit out
New quickie Post-It!! Lately i’ve been really “sick of your shit, humans” Puke you! #postitlife #quicksketch #reallyquick #dirty #puke #me #littlebuns #green #markers Follow me on Instagram!
not sure if checkered shirt under purple velvet blazer is considered a ‘fashion no-no’ but i’m well into it anyway?i mean add some green trousers and a top hat and i can go full willy wonka??
That shit is way too green :(
Holy fucking shit. #pokemonorigins #red #green
trapcard: i was driving and was in the left lane waiting for the light to turn green and i’m not exaggerating when i say the person behind me honked the second the light turned green…and i’m like….im not in the mood…….so i put my brake on
green shit
jturn: queersamus: jturn: jturn: Cosplaying the green shit-eating grin dinosaur from the 2019 Where’s Wally Wall Calender (March) This was my first cosplay so feedback is welcome :) my criticism is that the sweats needed to be green as well,
